Kids these Days !!!

Hi friends,

Yesterday night I just recalled my memories. I feel energetic when I recall the memorable events of childhood.Not only my childhood but also my brother's and sister's. I made up my mind to pen down few incidents.

Kids these days are really intelligent. Following are the three conversation which would prove that.

Conversation 1:

My Class teacher in UKG was also my younger Brother’s class teacher when he was in UKG.

Teacher: What is your name?

My Bro :  R

Teacher: What is ur mother’s name?

My Bro : S

Teacher : What is your father’s name?

My Bro : K

Teacher :What is your sister’s name ?

My Bro : You were the class teacher for her na? You know her name well. Why do you ask me?

Teacher:  ??????!!!!!!??????

Conversation 2:

My cousin was 5 year old then. One day she saw her mom weeping badly.

Cousin: Mom ! Why are you crying?

Her Mom: No Baby . You cannot understand.

Cousin: Oh please tell me. I cannot see you crying like this.

Her mom : My sister’s husband died and that is the reason I am not able to control my tears

Cousin: You mean “P” Chithi’s husband?

Her mom : Yes darling. He died this morning.

Cousin: Oh! Then Thank God. Why are you crying Ma? Chithappa has died na? I thought it was Chithi. When your sister is alive why do you cry?

Her mom : ????? :-( :-(!!!!!:-) :-)

Despite of the moment filled with sorrow she couldn’t help laughing once at her kid’s innocence.

Conversation 3:

A Kid went to temple with its grand father. They were doing abhisheka (Bathing) to the deity.

Kid: Thatha .. what are they doing there?

G : Dear they are bathing Umachi (God) . As you bathe everyday . God also bathes.

Kid Watched happily as how they bathed God.

Suddenly they covered the Garbagraha with a screen.

Kid:(perplexed) Thatha why did they close the God with help of screen?

G : Baby. Umachi is gonna get dressed.

Kid :We have seen God bathing entirely. After all what if we see how he gets  dressed now? Why did they close?

G: ???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????

I already said and will continue to say Kids are always intelligent. Wish we were Kids always.